Who'D A Thought It Hotel - Lenham
51.202741, 0.672239
Overview
Adults-only boutique hotel in Lenham with individually themed rooms and private hot tubs
Rooms & Suites
Who'D A Thought It Hotel Lenham offers individually themed rooms and suites, each with a distinct design. Many rooms feature a four-poster bed, a spa bath, and direct access to a private outdoor hot tub. Guests receive a complimentary bottle of champagne and chocolates upon arrival through direct booking.
Dining & Drinks
The on-site award-winning restaurant serves classical English dishes made with locally sourced ingredients. The Champagne & Oyster Bar offers Kent's largest selection of champagne alongside a seafood-focused menu with oysters, lobster, and a la carte dishes. A full English breakfast is included in the room rate, with continental options available for early departures.
Entertainment & Boutique
The hotel hosts regular live music events, creating a lively atmosphere in its bar and restaurant area. On-site, the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique sells a curated range of shoes, accessories, and stylish clothing. Seasonal holiday celebrations and themed evenings are also organised throughout the year.
Location & Surroundings
Who'd A Thought It sits in the Kent countryside, a 5-minute drive from Lenham village. Leeds Castle, Kent Downs Natural Park, and Mote Park are all within easy reach for day trips. Lenham Railway Station is 3 km away, providing connections to London and other destinations.
Additional Amenities
The property has outdoor garden areas with hot tubs, sun loungers, and a picnic area for relaxation. Free private parking is available on site, and CCTV cameras monitor the grounds for security. Daily housekeeping and room service are provided, along with a designated smoking area.
- Rooms: Individually themed suites with private outdoor hot tubs
- Dining: Award-winning restaurant and Champagne & Oyster Bar
- Entertainment: Live music events and Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique
- Luxury Amenities: Outdoor garden hot tubs and champagne bar with Kent's largest selection
- Parking: Free private parking on site
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
Essential information about Who'D A Thought It Hotel
| 💵 Lowest room price | 102 £ |
| 📏 Distance to centre | 5.0 km |
| ✈️ Distance to airport | 75.2 km |
| 🧳 Nearest airport | London City, LCY |
Location
- City landmarks
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